Myra La-Ryn• Show journals

Hello one and all! Welcome to one of the longest pages you will ever see. If you get through the whole thing: But believe me, it's okay if you don't.
On a general note:
I am a high school junior (eek) and if you try to AIM me and don't want to be cursed out, please tell me you're from SW and what your SW name is.

By the way, if you don't like randomness, I suggest you get the frak off this page.

And a note to those who actually check this page more then once looking for updates:

I also have an account on StoryWrite, currently I'm working on a rewrite of one of my stories and also writing a play. So you should go over there and check out some of my work. Wink wink nudge nudge.

Also, I started a Battlestar Galactica Roleplay, so please go check that out too and make me not feel so weird for liking BSG.

http://chatact.com/group/show/Battlestar+Galactica+Roleplay

Also you can check out my Terminator RP, link is below:
http://chatact.com/group/show/Come%20With%20Me%20if%20You%20Want%20to%20Live
Random Quote(s):
"Life is bipolar." -MLR
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." -Alaskan.Rain
"All this has happened before, and all this will happen again." -Battlestar Galactica
"We're all high on the drug of life." -MLR
"Politics is the only thing more boring than blood samples." -Dr. Gaius Baltar, "Battlestar Galactica"
-"Whoa whoa whoa, I am a friendly, okay? I am a friendly, we're all friendlies. So let's just be friendly." - Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, "Battlestar Galactica"
-"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Depression is in the holder of the suicide note." F.M.A.
-"Time is ticking, the hands are moving, but looking at the clock won't help at all." - Elmeresia
-"Coming soon to someone near you: A totally random moment." - Leslie Jo
-"I don't say I'm smart, I just acknowledge the range of my stupidity." - Will Smith (that's not exactly how it goes but yah.)

Random Fill in the Blank surveys:
...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
() Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Woken up crying
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
() Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Gone Ice-skating

Relationships
(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
() I've had someone cheat on me.
() I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
() have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
() I've cheated in a relationship.
() I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
() I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
() I love to flirt.
() I've been kissed in the rain. =]
() I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
() I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
(x) I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
() I've been in a fist fight.
(x) I've shoplifted

Drugs/Alcohol
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
(x) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
() I'm addicted to self harm

Death and Suicide
(x) I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.

Random
(x) I can sing well.
(x) I open up to others easily.
() I watch the news.
() I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
() I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
() I'm a snob about grammar.
() I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() I have "x"s in my screen name
() I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
() My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
()I would wear pajamas to school.
() I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
() I am in love with love.
() I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
() I believe in ghosts.
() I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
() I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.
(x) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
() I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
(x) I'm good at remembering voices
(x) I'm good at doing accents.
(x) I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I'm good at remembering specific instances in minute detail
() I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed

(x) My answers are totally honest

The A,B,C's of Me:
A - Allegiance: My friends and family. (cheesy but whatev.)
B - Bedtime: Midnight at the latest but I've broken this a lot.
C - Crush: No one at the moment.
D - Day or Night person: Night!
E - Easiest person to talk to: My friends
F - Favorite hobbies: Reading, Writing, Singing, Dancing, Acting, Archery, Riding horses done it for 8 years and trying to make it to 9, watching movies, Swimming, Tennis, hanging with friends, dressing up and most of all... LAUGHING!
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears: Both. Preferably something sour though.
H - Heart: Intact
I - Insight: Laugh your heart out.
J - Jr.High: I went to 3 different schools yah... 8th grade was the best though.
K - Kinesis: I'm guessing this is a question on how many times I've moved. Well, I've lived in 8 places (that I remember) which means 7 moves.
L - Longest car ride ever: 10 hours.
M - Memory: Photographic
N - Nickname: Lors
O - One wish: To not frak up my relationships, particularly those with guys. (Yeah it's cliche, so shoot me.)
P - Piercings: None
Q - Quote: See above listings.
R - Reason to live: I like living and suicide is not for me.
S - Size shoe: 6 1/2 or 7
T - Type Of Person: The understanding, trustworthy kind, open all that jazz.
U - Unknown facts about me: Sorry but they're "unknown" for a reason.
V - Vegetable: Taters and yams.
W - Worst habit: chewing fingernails and picking cuticles.
X - X-rays you've had: Both hands, abdomen.... I think.
Y - Your longest relationship: 4 months.
Z - Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Random Fave Authors include:
Cornelia Funke, Marcus Zusak, L.A. Meyer, Frank Bedor, Rick Riordan, Gary D. Schmidt and the guys who wrote the Starcatcher trilogy.
Have never read HP and never intend to.

I am Anti-Twilight. 'nuff said.

Random Fave Books:
You'll be here until rapture if I try and write them all down.

Random Fave Animals:
Horses, Wolves, Cats big and small, Dolphins, (more to come)
Music... BEWARE I have ancient taste

Random Fave Mythical Animals:
Dragons, Unicorns, Centaurs, Mermaids, Water-Nymphs (this WILL get longer. )

Random Fave Bands and Singers:
Alison Krauss and Union Station, ABBA, random soundtracks, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Evanescence, Skillet, Linkin Park, MLR, Johnny Cash and of course the Beatles.

Random Fave songs not done by aforementioned people:
Fighter, Davy Jones, One More For Love, Into the West, Narnian Lullaby, Out Tonight, Defying Gravity, New Classic, Tell Me Something I Don't Know, and others I can't think of...

Random Fave movies:
Moulin Rouge!, Inventing the Abbots, Air Force One, Sabrina (with Julia Ormond), Star Wars, Matrix, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Princess Bride, Finding Neverland, Children of Heaven, LOTR, My Cousin Vinny, Mean Girls, Chicago, Artificial Intelligence, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, The Incredibles, Wall-E, Cars, Ratatouille, A Bug's Life, Monsters Inc., Step Up, A Beautiful Mind, I Robot, John Q, Deja Vu, Saving Private Ryan, Silence of the Lambs, Live Free or Die Hard, Repo! The Genetic Opera, the X-Men movies, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Seven Pounds, Meet the Robinsons, Ever After, Shrek, Ironman, Vanilla Sky, Galaxy Quest, Little Miss Sunshine, Crash (2004), The Illusionist, Legally Blonde, Make it Happen, Deer Hunter and tons of others I just can't think of right now... I watch a lot of movies, can you tell?

Random Fave TV shows:
Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Make It or Break It, Glee, and Supernatural.

Random Facts
Hair: Black, with some magenta dye on the top layer. Confused? Trust me, you're not the only one.
Eyes: Brown-black. Also have glasses.
Height: 5'4 ish
Ethinicity: Chinese, Japanese, Polynesian and Dutch.

Randomness of MLR:
I say Frak, I'm crazy, klutzy and also have way too many passions. Just kidding, I don't think that's possible.

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Statistical Randomness:

92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.

98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile.

95% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if you are a part of the 5% yelling "Jump Bitch!

95% of kids are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15, Violent Glass, emo is my name, Sport-gurl-101, August Lily, Inkling, Myra La-Ryn

Insanity Randomness:
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and really frakkin' proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."

Smart @$$ Randomness:

can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porilfe!

One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Do you see the grass?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
The little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL; Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No!
LITTLE GIRL: "Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't have one........... " ( )

Relationship Randomness:

I'm sorry
I'm sorry if I don't meet your standards
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry if I'm weird
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if I'm not tall enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that I'm different from those other girls
I'm sorry I won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.
I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

A girl and a guy were speeding on a motorcycle over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (hug) Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(Newspaper insert next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes were broken, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone... then post this on your page.

"17 Signs You're Falling in Love "
17: You look at their profile constantly
16: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
15:You read their Texts and IM's over and over again.
14: You walk really slow when you're with them.
13: You feel shy whenever they're around.
11: When you think about them your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.
10: You smile when you hear their voice.
9: When you look at them you can't see the other people around you, just him/her
8: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.
7: They're all you think about.
6: You get high just from their scent.
5:You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
4: You would do anything for them
3:While reading this there was one person on your mind this whole time.
2: You were so busy thinking about that person you didn't notice number twelve was missing.
1: You just scrolled up to check and are now silently laughing at yourself.
NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO......

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Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....
~Author Unknown.

If you have ever lost a beloved pet in your life, please post this in your profile in their memory.

In love of:
Abby
Charlotte: 09-13-09

Depressing Not-So-Random-ness

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could make my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I was pretty
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark my folks aren't home.
When my mommy comes I try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse my name he calls
I press myself against the back wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry
He finds we weeping, he shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor my bones must be broken,
But my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
I scream that I'm sorry but now it's too late
His face has now twisted into uncontrollable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And finally he stops and head for the door,
While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah I am but three,
And tonight my daddy murdered me.
If you're against child abuse put this on your page.